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Published November 9, 2015

Is your boss constantly talking down to you? Is your significant other always nagging? If your answer is no, then that doesn’t matter because I know you have some stress. We all do. But how many of us have a genuine stress reliever? Not many! I think I might have found something for all you savages out there.

It’s a new app launching today called Rumblr. Rumblr allows you to set up fights with strangers in your area. The app searches its database for members near you and then gives you the option to catch the fade. Some are calling this the “Tinder Of Fighting Apps” because of how intuitive the entire experience is. According to the apps developers

“Rumblr is an app for recreational fighters to find, meet and fight other brawl enthusiasts nearby. We have raised relatively substantial funding from private American investors and the app is fully developed.”

This is hands down the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while. How did we go from swiping to the side for hook ups to swiping to the side for right hooks? I might sign up just to so I can see how many meatheads live in my neighborhood. This app could be crucial for avoiding people. If you know what someone who is prone to violence looks like, then you can avoid them.

I’m just curious to know if there’s a rating system? Do I have to give someone five stars for kicking my ass? Does your street cred go down if you pussy out of a fight? Better yet, are there leaderboards? We need to know who are the top savages on Rumblr. This app is going to be amazing!

If you’re interested in Rumblr,┬áthen know that the beta launches today November 9th at 5 pm EST. Click here to sign up for beta access. Judging Rumblr’s site, I’m guessing this is only for IOS at the moment. I’m sure an Android version is in the works, though. Check out some screenshots of the app below.

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