Microsoft Is Launching Their Own Hygiene Products ๐Ÿคฃ – Gaming illuminaughty Skip to content
Published June 4, 2019

There a lot of stereotypes tied to gamers. One of the most known ones is gamers being unhygienic. Is it completely true? No, but there is some truth there. It’s a reason companies hand out free deodorant and hand sanitizer at gaming conventions. Well, Microsoft said they’re done handing out free stuff. You got to pay!

According to our plug, Microsoft partnered up with Lynx to “power up” their line of various hygiene products. This includes body spray, deodorant, and shower gels. According to the press release

“Lynx Xbox is a fresh scent of pulsing green citrus, featuring top notes of kaffir lime and winter lemon, aromatic herbal middle notes of mint and sage, and woody bottom notes of patchouli and clearwood. Containing a range of natural essential oils, the Xbox Lynx range comes with a sleek new look and features a body spray, deodorant, and shower gel.”

If want to try out these products you’ll need to be in Australia or New Zealand grocery stores. No word on if they’ll be coming to North America or the UK. Maybe we’ll hear something at the Microsoft press conference.

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41 Comments

  1. Make anime themed soap so weebs start showering

  2. Neckbeards and incels will just complain that itโ€™s more SJW propaganda

  3. Mark Hill smelling like gears of war ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

  4. How much you guys wanna bet itll smell like irish Spring just witht he xbox logo

  5. Tired of white folks coming to events smelling like yard work, ass and goats !!! GOOD !!!

  6. Nintendo needs to do that shit for smash players lol

  7. So parents basements and hot pockets is now available in a deodorant?

  8. I like the packaging. I’m curious to smell it, but I don’t want to smell like a school shooter.

  9. Proof that Xbox players stink? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  10. Does this interest yall? Lexi Chard Jamie Lynn Sherman ๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‚

  11. @Mr_iKeepitreal If nintendo launched one itโ€™d smell like a smash bros gamer ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

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